因特网海盗-因特网改变一切
编号：GA010

Pirates of the Internet - the web changes everything.
Offical upper-body armor of the Digital Militia.

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
- Henry Louis Mencken

Ahoy Matey! Shiver me timbers and all that...

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A barcode
编号：GA009

A barcode is also called a Universal Product Code or UPC.

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#000000
编号：GA008

One should always use hexadecimal color codes for all body attributes.

Throughout the history of mankind, BLACK has been considered an exception among colors. This is not surprising, for it is the only case in which no visible electromagnetic radiation is reflected. Combined with the basic element of clothing, a T-Shirt, this ability to absorb radiation yields amazing results... to our profits.

Also most of you who might read this know, we have chosen black T-shirts as our primary method of covering the upper body. To this decision exists a logical explanation: according to our theory, black T-shirts have properties that no other piece of clothing has.

Absorb all visable wavelengths with the Digital Militia hex code #000000 T-Shirt!

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dangerous minorities do!
编号：GA007

dangerous minorities do!

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Ownage
编号：GA006

A term often used in mainstream online multiplayer videogames in which a person performs considerably well and displays superiority.
Online gaming dominance. An unrelenting fragging machine. If this describes your adeptness at computer gaming then this shirt is for you. If you have taunted others with the 'Ownage' chant then, chances are you live with your folks, work at a fast food establishment and suffer severe microphallus... aside from that you probably have a super highend computer that can put NASA to shame and you master all computer games you touch.

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Refuse to pay for commercial software, music, and movies?
编号：GA005

Refuse to pay for commercial software, music, and movies?

Then this shirt is for you!

Lucky for us you can't download cotton.

uTorrent, Azureus, BitTornado, eMule, BitComet, PeerWeb DC++, RevConnect, FAST Network P2P, Waste, Ares, Soulseek, Yet ABC, DC++, BitTorrent, Filetopia, Overnet, Shareaza, ANts P2P, XBT Client, KCeasy, Apollon, G3 Torrent, Piolet, BitPump, Kdrive, eDonkey, LimeWire, WinMX, BitLord, Cabos, Burst!, MoodAmp, amule, amule, BitSpirit, WinLop, Gnucleus, eMule Plus, ProxyShare, ExoSee, TorrentStorm, FileCroc, MooPolice, Mute, BearShare Lite, BitBuddy, eMule MorphXT, StrongDC++, TorrentTopia, Frost, giFT, ZipTorrent 1.3.6, BitTorrentExperimental, Zultrax, Morpheus, Shareaza Plus, Turbo Torrent, XNap...

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A corruption of the word "Owned."
编号：GA004

A corruption of the word "Owned."

This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned."

When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by

some god-like force.
Attention Gamers!!

Chances are if you're good you've typed this...and if you suck then you've seen this targeted at you. Regardless of your gaming ability this shirt shows that you know something about the world of gaming. Unreal, Half Life, Warcraft, Far Cry...whatever your poison, this shirt is for you.

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To be beaten, often synonymous or stronger than "0wned."
编号：GA003

To be beaten, often synonymous or stronger than "0wned."

Used in many online games as either a sarcastic joke or an actual word.
A corrupted version of the word "owned". This "word" has been plagueing internet space since the day some nerd accidently hit the "P" key instead of the "O" to display owned. Its definition is unknown, as only the retarded can say it, but it is believed to mean "I have no place in Internet gaming".
Attention Gamers!!

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Two in the pink, one in the stink.
编号：GA002

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

While "Two in the pink, one in the stink" is indeed a bit crude, you might want to use some of these classier versions when telling people what the design on your new shirt means:

Two in the pleasure, one in the treasure.
Two in the friend, one in the end.
Two in the crack, one in the back.
Two in the kitty, one in the shitty.
Two in the moose, one in the caboose.
Two in the poon, one in the moon.
Two in the girl, one in the swirl.
Two in the gash, one in the stash.
Two in the twat, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny.
Two in the beaver, one to check for fever.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot.
Two in the flap, one in the crap.
Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt.
Two in the fun, one in the bun.
Two in the giney, one in the hiney.
Two in the goo, one in the poo.
Two in the grass, one in the ass.
Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter.
Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye.
Two in the humper, one in the dumper.
Two in the junk, one in the trunk.
Two in her meat, one in her seat.
Two in the bank, one in the stank.
Two in the muff, one in the stuff.
Two in the cootie, one in the booty.
Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate.
Two in the slit, one in the shit.
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge.
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.
Two in the snatch, one in the dingleberry patch

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黑色的上帝，白色的恶魔
编号：GA001

Black God. White Devil.

Accounts vary, but that's what we're told.

Sympathy for the Devil Digital Militia, being the political force it is, began a negative ad campaign directed towards a local governmental candidate. Spearheaded by Geepee, our assault on the masses was instantly realized and we were immediately targeted by supporters for the opposition.

A Digital Militia field correspondant happened to be attending a public divine worship service where the officiating clergyman held up the ad produced by the aforementioned pillar to society (us) and began waving his arms and yelling incoherently like a monkey with a grand canyon sized anal fissure. With Rosetta Stone in hand, the Digital Militia Director of Foreign Affairs, translated the complex primatal communication... "The White Devil that created this will burn in hell!!!" And might I add... the propaganda had not-a-thing to do with race or religion. Anyway, this shirt was created for all who feel like they are devils.

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